Thursday, March 5, 2009

I'm Going to Kill Chris Brown if He Coerced Rihanna Into Marrying Him


Now that we have details surrounding his 2 very deserved felonies, we know this jerk doesn't deserve much compassion. According to Perez Hilton, several tabloids are insisting they did indeed get married, and this is is the message he got from her publicist in response to the rumors:

"Sorry for the delayed response, but we aren’t able to offer anything right now but will keep you in posted if that changes."

Rihanna's brother and father have told us they can't get a hold of Rihanna.

I really hope she hasn't chosen to do something stupid.