Gossip Girl Spoilers: The Chuck and Blair Edition

Gossip Girl has not been airing new episodes for, what, a month (?!), so let's discuss what we are to expect.

Per eonline.com's Kritin Dos Santos...

First: Chuck's storyline with Elle (Nikki Stevens from The L Word): Chuck apparently gets quite smitten with her and is involved in a major web of lies and deceit. Boring!

Chuck-Blair-Nate: Nate notices Blair and Chuck's bond, becomes insecure, and asks Blair to move in with him. But, Chuck and Blair do team up with each other again because Serena has gotten herself into some Anne Hathaway-convict-boyfriend trouble...