Could this be the American Idol Top 36?

Read below, this was found on votefortheworst.com:

"A list of the top 36 was just sent to us via e-mail. How reliable is this list? It looks like it! We've talked to JoesPlace and done some more research and we're all pretty sure this is right. So here you go, without further ado, more likely than not, your top 36 (click read more for the list). That's a pretty big spoiler!

Adam Lambert
Alexander Wagner-Trugman
Alexis Grace
Allison Iraheta
Ann Marie Boskovich
Anoop Desai
Arianna Ayesha Afsar
Brent Keith
Casey Carlson
Danny Gokey
Jackie Tohn
Jasmine Murray
Jeanine Vailes
Jessica Langseth
Joanna Pacitti
Jorge Nunez
Junot Joyner
Kai Kalama
Kendall Beard
Kristen McNamara
Kris Allen
Lil Rounds
Matt Breitzke
Matt Giraud
Megan Corkrey
Michael *unsure of last name- maybe Michael Sarver or Michael Tristan or Michael Bartul (just please say it's not the damn Castro)
Mishavonna Henson
Nate McGee (listed as Nathaniel Marshall on the AI site)
Nick Western (the only one not listed on the AI site- possibly could be Nick Hendrix from Orlando?)
Ricky Braddy
Scott MacIntyre
Stephen Fowler
Stevie Wright
Taylor Vaifanua
Tatiana Del Toro
Von Smith"

Baby Boy For the Cougar and Her Cub?

According to CelebBitchy(yes, that's what the website is called), Ashton and Demi are planning on adopting a baby boy.

Yay! But if they *could* procreate, that baby would be hot, hot, hot.


Oh wait--or maybe not.




(Demi and Bruce Willis' spawn)

Shut Up, Simpson Clan! An Editorial.

Sensing this to be a time to feed of the publicity machine that is our media outlet, a bunch of Simpsons and Simpson-related publicity hogs have decided to "speak out" against the "backlash" erupting from the Jessica Simpson high-waisted pants, leopard-imprinted belt photos.

Now I sarcastically refer to it as backlash because for any other person this press would be very negative. For Jessica Simpson, who feeds on press more than any doughnut she has ever eaten, this is NOT a bad time for her. Her career is painfully fading, so she resorts to lame measures like mindlessly talking about her famous boyfriend to any media outlet and any time...so you think she cares about all the free press she is getting now?? She is NOT offended. This is the woman who fed off of being called "stupid" for not knowing whether something was chicken or fish!! She ate it up (no pun inteneded), and launched a CAREER from it!

So her family speaks about this for "support," including Ashlee Simpson (the fame-seeking sister who made Daddy give MTV her a TV show who had severe confidence issues resulting in a nose job say this):

"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News."

And most recently Ashlee Simpson's husband Pete Wentz (you know, the guy who decided to tell everyone that his wife likes it in the butt)

"It's bad for young women. I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows, and that's a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man."

So shut up, EVERYONE! I'm a little ashamed in acknowledging this story, but someone had to see it for what it's worth!

THEY ARE LOVING IT!! KEEP SAYING HOW FAT SHE IS--MORE PUBLICITY!!

Kelly Clarkson Video

My Life Would Suck Without You!

Kelly Rowland and Matthew Knowles Spilt

Kelly Rowland and her manager, Matthew Knowles (Beyonce's dad), have split.

They both released amicable statements, but word is that she was really disappointed that her career took off in Europe but not in the States, and feels Knowles is partly (mostly) to blame.

Yeah, because he's too busy pimping his daughters Beyonce and Solange out! He doesn't have time for a lowly niece.

But you already knew that.

Justin Bobby May Not Appear On The Hills Next Season Because...

Audrina and J Bobby have spilt up.

Y?

"...he doesn't want to give 110 percent."

Lady, please remember this statement when you're seduced again by one of his shrug hats and plaid shirts. Now I want to know what happened after the promise ring deal. He prolly just got it for her because it would be good TV.

Word on The Web Is - TV Spoiler Section

Gossip Girl: An old, famous to the show pair will be getting back together. And it's NOT Chuck and Blair. But it is Blair and...?

90210: Donna will be resurfacing on the show, and while her boutique is fabulously succesful, she is having marital problems with David.

True Blood: Remember that mystery woman who "resucued" Tara at the end of last season...who was seen holding a pig? Well, she is supernatural, and she is a wood nymph.

Knox and Vivienne

I gotta admit, those 2 sure know how to create offspring GOLD!!!

Here are the beautiful Knox and Vivienne:








I would have the same smug smile on my face as Angie if I were carrying that beauty.

"Look How Happy We Are!"

SJP and Matthew Broderick have been hit with a slew of rumors of marital discord--so they did what every Hollywood couple does when faced with this press: but up a united front in public.

Why is this newsworthy to me? Because they're better than having to cave into societal pressure! Sure, you may think you'll be dodging future rumors, but what you're allowing is the press to examine you further: and they're usually relentless in their witch hunt. I like how Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin do it--don't comment and aren't seen in public.

But what to do I know, I don't know nothin' about livin' lifestlyes of the rich n' the famous.

Let's Pick on LaLahon, For a Good Reason

So check out Lindsay Lohan.




Looking a little emaciated, huh? I'm not a proponent of posting or commenting on pics of most celebrities' weight, but I kind of believe all the flack on Nicole Richie's weight eventually caused her to re-examine herslef and gain some weight--which was great. So Lindsay my flack is: you look terrible.

Word for her rep, however, that Lindsay is aware she is losing weight and ate "two full meals" at her photo shoot the other day.

I hope it was some Taco Bell.

Lauren Conrad's Friend Lo To be a Spokeswoman for Birth Control

BAHA! For Yaz, in Canada, natch.

Would you want to be the spokeswoman for lack of breeding?

Yoko Romo Giving the Chilli Cookoff What Its Dying to Hear

What happens when your career is in the shitter and the only thing that ever brought you any real publicity in the first place was news on your relationship? When you're Jessica Simpson, you latch on onto talking about Tony Romo ANY CHANCE YOU GET!

She "performed" at a Chilli Cookoff in Florida (BAHAHA!) and announced these very important messages:

"I am so excited that I am going to see my boyfriend tonight!"

My boyfriend is a football player, and he takes up my Sundays and now my Mondays. I am sooo happy!" (Methinks she exclaims too much)

"My six inch heels are not working so well!"

Milk up that Tony Romo while you can sweetheart. Use him up like you did Nick Lachey.

Best. L. Word. Ever?

The show continues to find relavence while still shocking us! Bette catches up from her old college hottie roommate (Showgirls' Elizabeth Berkley) while Tina looks on the flirting, knowing her wifey just feeds on the attention. That Bette relishes in any kind of power, doesn't she? Bette is also dealing with her disgruntled ex, Jodi Lerner, who reports to her at work but definitley is not subjagating herself in any way--been there, done that, huh?

Alice and Tasha, the cutest polar opposite couple, is going through couples counseling--and even the man they're paying doesn't want to treat them anymore because ethically, he just doesn't think they will last. Well I think they will have a good run! Their vibe is good!

Now the biggest shocks of thew show: PREGNANT MAN and JENNY AND SHANE HOOK-UP. And...I found the second one to be a little grosser. You?

Yep, they went and did it! They made the transgender Max preganant by his/her gay boyfriend. Now that was surprising...or was it? So Jenny confirmed what we all expected to be true, that Shane "broke" her heart, and you know Shane can't deny a pitiful woman in lust, so they kissed and now that plot is in the works.

AWKWARD Brangelina interview!

This is one is done by Guiliana DePandi. They must be really bored with the stream of stupid questions about their realtionship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-5DOBDMSks

In-Depth Analysis of Idol "Semi-Pro" Joanna Pacitti

When I watched her audition the other night on Idol, I was charmed. I didn't really care that she had a record contract before because I don't think the show is more about "undiscovered" talent but "unheard" talent. But man, this girl has more experience of being "heard" in the public eye than most finalists on Idol. Read this fanatstic article and make sure you watch the Barbara Walters clip.

Damn--Angelina's Ex-Bodyguard to Confirm Everything We Already Knew!!

Angelina Jolie's, ex-bodygurad Mickey Brett, is to write a very scandalous tell-all book about Ms. Jolie. He claims that FOR SURE she and Brad were making sexy time while he was married to Jen.

Duh!

But, yeah, if he can back up this info; it will be major.

Although it is fun for me to rip on these alleged naughty birds...they did create a beautiful family and just might make it work a long time. Not to mention all the good deeds they do.

I'm just sayin.' (trying not to be holier-than-thou as they are)

I Think They Are the Sweetest Besties!

How many of your girlfriends do you find are supportive you? OK. Well how many are supportive and actually happy for you when you find MORE success than them? That's what I thought. Well, I like to celebrate those who are actually great friends so I would like to honor Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz for having the Best Girlfrienship Award (by Marmi).



These women publically applaud each other for their successes in public, (Salma has accepted an award for Penelope), Salma cried with joy when Penelope was nominated for aan Oscar in 2007, and then Penelope had excused herself during an interview with Extra to call Salma to thank her for support.

Also close besties to acknowledge are Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox.

Your Entertainment Briefs - 1/23/09

Kelly Osbourne is going back to rehab, Audrina Patridge was spotted making out NOT with Justin Bobby according to People, Sex and the City the movie is officially a go, and Brangelina and family is moving to Long Island.

Need to know more? Just ask!

Continuing to Suck the Life From Each Other

Academy Award Nominations Reactions

...are here.

The Oscars Are Such Bullshit!

How predictably boring and stoopid. The Dark Knight, the second-highest grossing film EVER, has been shut out for Best Picture and Best Director. Pretty people and boring actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were nominated for Best Actor and Best Actress. The only slightly surprising nomination was Kate Winselt going up for Best Actress in The Reader and NOT Revolutionary Road--which was the right choice, by the way. And I'm happy that MIckey Rourke, Robert Downey Jr., Anne Hathaway, and the always superb Meryl Streep are up for acting awards.

Read about the disappointing nominations here.

George Clooney IS returning to ER!!

Guess the arrogant actor has decided he's not too good for the show! According to Radar Online, he will begin filming top-secret scenes starting next week, one in which will show him practicing medicine in Seattle.

Maybe he'll be "practicing" with the Grey's docs!! Haha.

Good for the show!

Miss America the Reality Show

It's official. The Miss America paegeant is becoming a reality program.

It will include the audience voting for contestants and much more behind-the-scences looks into the girls.

But whatis the point of this paegeant if they already have American Idol, Survivor, and America's Next Top Model??

Brit-Brit is WRITING...a 3 to 5-part Autobiography?!

Yep, that's what the The Mirror(UK) is saying. She suppoesedly has been writing in journals since she first became famous, so they're giving her this huge deal to write between 3 to 5 books about her famous life.

I love Ms. Spears, but...she can write?

I'll be her ghostwriter!

I Think This Is the Kind of Famous Mom I Would Be...

Julia Roberts Freaking Out

Is Brad Going Through Some Real Life Benjamin Button Shit??

Um...



Don't you think he looks really OLD here? Like all the life has been sucked from him? Blame Angie or 6 kids?

I Heard Amy Ryan is Returning to The Office...

Good!(?) She was a pretty good love interest for Michael. (Although his dysfunctional one with Jan always brought the LOLz...dinner party anyone?)

MAY-JAH 'L' Word Development--Can't Wait Till This Sunday!

As I had talked about this the other day, Alice, in the spin-off, will be going to jail. Which did make me scratch me head and say "Hey, how odd. And Jenny will be dead this season."

Dun dun DUN! Did Alice kill her? This is what series creator Ilene Chaiken has to say,

"My answer to your question is this: If the new show goes on the air, it will be connected to the Who-Killed-Jenny? storyline, and I would say that that's what Alice is in prison for. I don't know that she actually killed Jenny..." And she remains coy about whether or not she's pleased to have the mystery essentially spoiled. "We still have opportunities to resolve the storyline in different ways," she promises, though she says that no alternate endings were shot—and that are no current plans to shoot new scenes. "To me, it's not as if the entire final season is only about the murder mystery. It's all about life and love and everything else that the show fumbled around and wanted to be about."

Chaiken also tells Entertainment Weekly that Eric Mabius (Tim), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Karina Lombard (Marina), Kelly Lynch (Ivan), and Sarah Shahi (Carmen) all filmed new scenes for the series finale.

*squeal*

"Damanda" Broke Up

Awesome Amanda Bynes and her douche boyfriend from The Hills, Doug, have broken up. He says apparently it's because she didn't let him have a guys' night. Her rep says she broke up with him. He is a douche for speaking to the media about it, so I'm guessing she probably realized she could do better than his douche-ass and dumped him.

L Word Spin-Off News

We all know Alice is starring as the lead of the L Word spin-off. But rumor has it it will set in a...jail.

Whhhyyy?

Wonder What Hef Will Say About This!

Have you ever watched Girls Next Door and felt "there's no way that it's really like what they're showing here"? Yeah, me too. Here is what Kendra, the youngest one has to say to US Weekly:



"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it." (meaning she cheated!)

"[Bridget Marquardt] told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

"Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates." (She says he would say things like" "how are you?" and "I love you" during he course of the day and that's about it.)

"I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn't have jobs other than getting appearance fees. Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time.

On the new girlfriends: "Now I'm totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that."

High Notes and Low Notes--AI Season Premiere Week

American Idol season premiere week...whaddya think?

I thought Kansas City was great, and the night before was pretty boring. I guess that's how AI has been the past few years--ranging from great to boring. Let's talk about the great.

Kara, as a whole, is a great new additon. She says "honey" and "sweetie" way too much and wears a little too much print...but she's a nice balance to the show. And different vibe to the judges, which so far has only included snarky, stupid, and simple (guess which pertains to who!) She's "sassy."



Simon was pretty funny both nights too. Oh, and get this...Paula was unbelievably coherent!!! Only a few fragmented sentences! Is she straightening up her act in fear of New Girl Envy?

Now the singers...

First night--the girl everyone is talking about--Bikini Girl.



Everyone is talking about her because she did 2 things that were great for reality TV--wore a bikini and got into a fight with a judge. After Kara criticized her song choice, Bikini Girl basically told her "I'm better than you!" like all mean-spirited, daddy-issue hotties like to do. Then she practically frenched Ryan after making it through the next round.

Also Blind Guy was prominent on the first night. He is blind, has beatiful blue eyes, sings good, and allowed Ryan to make a fool out of himself after Ryan asks him for a high-five. Remember, he's blind.





But last night...wow! We had prerequisite singers with tragedy stories, a sibling of a former American Idol contestant, and a geek-potentially-chic transformation ready to happen.

The tragedy story belongs to Danny Gokey. He is a good-looking church director man and his young wife has died of a long-suffering heeart illness. There were tears shed...but he had the vocal stylings to back up his sad story, no doubt. Very soulful.

Then there was Micheal Castro.



Yep, the dread-locked beauty queen of last year's brother. And you know what? He was good too! he claimed he only started singing around last season of American Idol, just to prove he is as good as his brother. He sang Gavin DeGraw and pulled it off. He may not be as pretty as Jason but he could be as prolific in this competetion.

One of the last memorable contestants of the show was Anoop Desai. He doesn't look like a typical AI idol...and he dresses like a geek...but like all the Clay Aiken's before him, he can sing! He belted out some Boyz II Men (see, that says a little how out of touch he is with current hits).

All in all, we're got some charming contestants, people.

The City 1.12.09

Last night's The City was kind of fun and sweet. Let's do what we like to do and pretend that's it the lite version of the show it aspires to be (begins with a "Sex"), and detail it that set-up, mk?


First impressions:

Erin's boyfriend is kind of lame but sweet. Erin is cool in not trying to pack up his shit and have them play house. Very practical, independent woman thinking--very non-Heidi esque!

Courtship:

Oh Whitney...a boy likes you...and he is bold (and a little fugly)! But good for her. We heard her talk lack of chemistry with this guy versus her tons of chemistry with non-commital Jay. How very Audrina of her!

First Kiss:

We'll just count this is as the hello kiss for Jay and Whitney.

Foreplay:

Whitney telling Jay about her daaaaate (lunch get-together). Jay becoming visibly jealous. Jay deciding to confide in his homey about this. How very thoughtful Jay!

Climax:

Jay deciding Whitney is good enough to commit to! A very sweet stare-into-each others-eyes session and a little lippiness.

I Want To Be Megan Fox's Best Friend!

Perhaps the funniest, real-est, hot chick in Hollywood.

DA-YUM! Yeah, he 's a baby but Taylor Lautner is HOT!

Hotter than Robert Pattison/Edward? I say YES! Oh to go back to high school again...

Taylor/Jacob

Angelina "My Shit Don't Stink But I Got Served" Jolie and Other Golden Globes Moments

It hasn't really been Angelina's week at awards shows (nor her other half's, come the think of it. Brad got shut out for all wins!)

First, this very funny video of "Saint" Angelina bitchily reacting to Anne Hathaway's win for Best Actress at the Critic's Choice Awards.

The Cameron Diaz flubs her name at the Golden Globes.

And, lastly, the lovely Kate Winslet, totally insults Anglelina in the Best Actress category! (Same clip, just watch it all the way through.)

Overall, entertaining show--rnjoyed Steven Spielberg and happy for Anna Paquin's win for True Blood and Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler!

Here are a few pics of the ladies from the night!

DON'T see this movie!

Read the reviews:

Bride Wars



But then again I could have told you that. Another movie about bitchy women who become enemies over the stupidest of reasons. Not to say girls don't do that...but yawn...and boo.

Did Britney Choose Her Career Over Her Kids?

Very interesting take on the pop star.



OK Magazine is claiming that the pop star became more open to her father's conservatorship (and the loss of full-time custody of her sons) when she found out her tour would not be insured without his permanent and official control. We don't know if and who was really pulling the strings in the end (aka, manipulating her), but it is something to consider in her price for fame.

XOXO!

It's back to school time after the holidays for the Gossip Girl kids! That means a few things. 1) Drama with Little J 2) Inevitable Chuck and Blair-ish behavior 3) Simmering adult tension between Rufus and Lily 4) Boring but sweet love rollercoaster with Serena and Dan

Yep! So let's see how does eventual things came to pass, shall we?

Jenny is back to being a student. This time around she wants to be a student with a conscience, so she befriends Nelly and tries to defend her against the Evil Step Girls. So, I know Mean Girls was like a really popular movie and that I ain't from the Upper East Side of anything...but do high school girls really act like that? "Clean the crap of my shoe you popular-person-wannabe," really? Eh. Don't really get that.

Which makes me think of Blair, who wants to be a member of the adult version of her clan, the Colony Club. Luckily, she comes to her senses and starts focusing on more pressing problems, aka, what to do with Chuck. Chuck is all Chrisitian-Bale-as-Batman-voiced and suffering something terrible, while abusing drugs and women (employees). And now he has a hot uncle taking care of him...who in the closing scene...has Blair tell him that "Chuck cannot know what happened on New Years." What does THAT mean B?? Has she hooked 2 Basses?

Lily and Rufus have a love child. She gave him up adoption. He didn't know, is pissed, and wants to find him. So where does that leave the newly reformed couple of Serena and Dan? Can they deal with sharing a sibling?

Most Gossip Girl post-worthy moments of the night: all Dorota moments, a dejected Blair crying for 0.5 seconds before realizing who she is and what she does and composing herself, and the silly (sexy?) little secret in the closing scene that will be slipped sometime soon.

Eff You, Bobby Flay!

Seems the egotistical Food Network chef is getting his own radio show offering advice on dining, dressing, and dating.

EW.

I just don't like him. He reminds me of a guy in high school who would give you a wedgie or leave his preganant girlfriend.

So Happy for Taylor Lautner--He's Staying on as Jacob!!

Good for you Baby Boy.



You've got dark skin, nice hair, and ivory white teeth. And you're the lead in the next big movie for 12-year-old girls (and me!) :)

"If You Seek Amy" Is the New Britney Single!

You're gonna love it--trust me.

Sing it with me!

Love me
Hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and girls are beggin' to IF YOU SEEK AMY

Inside Casting Scoop--Not Out to the Public Yet! Shia LaBeouf will...

...allegedly be playing the role of Robin in the next Batman installment, says my inside Hollywood source. Just remember who told you first when you hear it next. ;)

Spears Conservatorship in Permanent Effect

On Januray 5th, Jamie Spears was granted permament conservatorship over his daughter, Britney.

That means that only does he control he finances, he will always be in control in who she sees or talks to.

Sucks for the 27-year-old mother of 2.

That means, if you want to date Britney, you better make good with her Daddy--date him before you date her, basically.

Team Jacob--Team Keep Taylor Lautner!

Twilight fans are restless--will they keep Taylor as Bella Swan's love interest, Jacob, in the film adaptation of New Moon? Or will they pick someone "sexier" a la Robert Pattison/Edward Cullen?

We all know how Taylor feels about this: 'My job for Twilight was to bring Twilight Jacob to life — the friendly, happy-go-lucky little Jacob,'' he told MTV News. ''My job for New Moon is completely different. I've been looking forward to that. I've been getting ready for it, and I can assure them I will follow through with that.''

But Melissa Rosenberg, screenwriter of both Twilight films has this to add: ''He's [the character of Jacob] a foot taller and huge — and he's supposed to look 25. It's really a question of whether or not the same actor can play the role.'' Rosenberg is quick to add, however, that ''everyone would love to keep him. We all think he's the loveliest person ever.''

What do you think? Personally, I thought Twilight to be a tad too saccharine and 12-year-oldish for my tastes, but I really liked Taylor as Jacob. He did bring the character to life with a great deal of charm and empathy. I would be more likely to catch the movie with Taylor in the role.

Big Love Spoilers!

There will be a suicide attempt...by one of the members of the Henrickson clan.

Sarah will be going to the prom with Heather as friends. I hear the hinted-at homosexual crush that Heather has on Sarah will explored a bit further. What will the Mormon church say about, Heather?

Tune in January 18th. (Oh no, the same night as The L Word! Hope you have On Demand.)

Non-Speidi Hills Couples

Who do think is a cuter couple?




That's Lauren-the-secret-chain-smoker Conrad and her My Boys actor boyfriend (look at those abs! daaamn!)

Or



"Dougie" from the Hills and Amanda Bynes


I dunno. I really like My Boys and have been a fan of Kyle for years (he was on the WB's awesome satire of 90210 Grosse Pointe Blank!)...but Amanda Bynes is one cool chick.

Doo doo doo. Who cares.

One Lucky Guy

Um...



Are you noticing a major disparity in attractiveness?

That's Alyssa Milano and her fiance David Bugliari. I dunno what he does. Something business-y.