The Beautiful Peacock Had His Crown Stolen from the Wren

Kris Allen stole Adam Lambert's crown.

I think the world did collectively gasp as Ryan announced Kris's name as the winner.

Although I wasn't a Glambot, I DEFINITLEY felt he should have won. Glambert is infinitely more entertaining than the sweet but boring Kris Allen. See, Kris doesn't even have a nickname. No, Kris just wasn't for me. The only performance that made me squeal was his Man in The Mirror one where he bounced around the stage, licked his lips, and closed his eyes a lot. The rest of the guitar-playing, side mouth singing stuff just wasn't for me. Glambert, on the other hand, killed the entire show perfomance after performance with his beautiful peacock performances mixed in with a whole lotta glam rock.

So why do you think Adam lost? Was there too much steam for him all season that he lost it from the audience? Or did Middle America lamely chicken out with potentially having a most-likely gay American Idol?

In the end, Adam will put out some pyschedelic shit on his new album whereas Kris will be stuck singing the Kara DioGuardi penned song "No Boundaries." The mountains, the hurricanes...