That's It, Not Following Speidi on Twitter Anymore: Barfworthy Quotes to MTV News

Heidi on Lauren's departure from The Hills:

"We don't need her. "We'll miss her. I just don't know if we need her."

Uh, right. As if you and Spencer are likeable enough to watch without the dramz you create with Lauren?

Spencer on Lady Gaga:

"I can't get over that she is a huge pop icon of the world. People are acting like she's the new Britney Spears ... I don't know even why this girl gets so much attention and press. I guess if you dress like a fool and have crazy, ridiculous haircuts, people start paying attention."

Fine, have that opinion, but then he has this to say:

"People are calling Lady Gaga the pop princess, [so] what's Heidi - the pop queen?"

Asked to name five artists Heidi is more talented than: Pratt said,
"Madonna,Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and Christina Aguilera."

I don't think that's even the loving boyfriend card. That's the delusional, "let's create some buzz" card.

Wait, that's what they're trying to do! Silly me for paying attention.