Monday, February 9, 2009

Keeping Up With The Henricksons

Last night with our favotite group of polygymous Mormons...

Fouth Wife. The lame fourth wife situation is still existing--lame because I detest Ana's Serbian accent (I KNOW me some Eastern Europeans; the accent isn't as cartoonish as that) and lame because she is useless to the family! She would bring nothing positive or remotely interesting (except for more sex for Bill). I'm pretty sure she knows how useless she is too.


Sarah's Pregnancy. What will she do now? Benny wants her to give the baby to her Mom and Dad, but she wants another non-polygymous family to adopt it. Well the problem with the family they visited last night is the potential Dad is gay and has been trying to be "cured" by the Church. Sarah isn't having that, but her lesbian-vibed friend Heather finds some comfort in the potential cure.




The Crazy Compound Ladies. Lois almost murdered Frank, but didn't, so now she's on the lam from the compound, hiding out at the Henricksons. And we are watching Wanda deteriorate more and more into her pale-faced madness while her beloved Joey continues to find more affinity with his second wife. Adaleen's craziness next...

Roman's Trial. In the case against Roman Grant and whether he has been trafficing underage age girls to marriage--will Rhonda testify or won't she? Well, she doesn't. Adaleen found a way to Rhonda's heart (hint: it's green and papery and you can pack it in a sack), and she ends up not "betraying" the Prophet. Joey's second wife was set to testify...but her twin sister ended up lying on the stand saying they were 19 and not 16 when they married their deceased husband. Why? Adaleen seemed to have put the Marquart sister's son in danger if she didn't protect Roman.


What about Nikki in this? Nikki ended up protecting dear old Papa as she usually does, much to Bill's chagrin, but wait...she protected him...but she is also royally pissed at him! Actually, I think her emotions go far deeper than "pissed." As Roman passes her by by the staircase he says something to the effect of: "I could not do this without your help my Dear Daughter." We all think she will be delighted in hearing this, but in a shocking moment, she pushes him down the stairs! He is baffled, and all Nikki can do is give him a look of "You know what you did to me." Yes Nikki, he did force you into underage marriage too--but you protected him. Oh the complexities of parental love!